Do ducks understand the concept of camouflage? I think not. Most of my ducks lay their eggs in the middle of the grass. This means that if I'm not up before some possum, hawk of some sort, cat, dog etc I don't have a hope of collecting the eggs.
Would this not be better, ducks?
MMmmm then again, how would I find them?
How about this?
Perhaps the freakishness of it would scare off anything except me! Oh and it would look pretty cool, too.
(with apologies for the shocking photoshop skills!)